44 years old | Single from United States
Brown sugar with a twist of kink, if you know what I mean? Do you?
Well versed and looking for the same.
Hour glass figure (size 10). Not a small woman by any means. Pleasant to the eyes. Looking for the same.
No fuss. No muss. No flirts. No inquiries without face and/or full body photo.
I'm selfish and sharing is a challenge.
Smoking: Light, occasional or other wise. A deal-breaker. No thank you.
Looking for a partner in crime (non-criminal of course). Attending social events and travel are in my itinerary so should it be for yours and for us to do together.]
If you don't have time, are a workaholic or are not single (in every way) please don't trouble yourself (or me). The word "busy" indicates much and as such would most likely preclude you having enough time or in all probability, time of any quality.
Also, you must be able reciprocate hosting in some and multiple ways and this will be discussed beforehand to avoid any awkwardness; especially if travel of any kind is involved. Entende? Otimo!
In a recent conversation where the discussion was on line dating, one participant noted that some believe that those who "internet date" appear to some to be "desperate." I had to disagree. I vehemently disagree! Even with a singles/adult site as Adult FriendFinder. Now of course, we are all "grown folk", and maybe there are some who are "desperate"; but I make no judgment. However, there are those (of whom I count myself) who like to be specific and to the point with regards to what I like and dislike. Just another way of meeting someone, with a little more detail than you can at least read, e.g. likes, dislikes, wants, preferences, etc. And in reading what someone writes one can also tell much about them. For example. A minor misspelling or two or typos can pass, but if they just sit there and do not go away. Well...]
I have also read on some men's profiles something to the affect, "...we all know why we are all on here for one thing." Well, speak for yoursel(f/ves). I actually have several-couple, so I do not count myself amongst you.
Not interested in hook-ups, extended emailing or 4ever telephone calls. ] "One X shame on you. Two X's shame on me."
Love to laugh and make you laugh. Will keep you in stitches laughing as a matter of fact. On a good day, I can be one martini away (when I do imbibe) from open-mike-night at the local comedy cafe. I most definitely have something to say!
What's missing in my life?
The photo(s) that you have posted or send should be recent and of you silly rabbit!
Should not have to say this either but, please only inquire if what your profile says about you meets all the parameters of which I have stated.
SS and DD free, so you should be as well.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
You know who you are!